How to Become a Fireman:

 
Step 1:

Be at least 18 years old with a gay partying diploma.

 
Step 2:

Get your tickets early & maintain effective partying habits leading up to the event.

Step 3:

Get through the rigorous test of physical strength and stamina of the Pride Parade.

Step 4:

Find out what real Fireman do at the Ball and familiarise yourself with the lecture schedule.

Step 5:

Keep yourself in top physical condition. The Fireman's Ball is very demanding on the body.